Ninjassassinry Academy

Wednesday, June 17, 2009 { 11:18 PM }

THIS IS A PERSONAL ATTACK ON SOMEONE!
since no one reads here anyway

The sun shone down brightly, highlighting his dark brown hair, but even the brilliant sun paled in comparison to that dashing smile. He flashed that devastating smile at her, and held out his hand. She looked away shyly. His face fell, and he dropped his hand. "Come on! Don't give up this wonderful opportunity!" her friends called. Egged on by her friends, she reached out and took his hand and they ran off into the sunset.
The End.

Friday, February 13, 2009 { 11:15 PM }

Fish Farms

Ninjassassins are not just ninjas who are assassins.

We are also fish farmers.

This is because we must keep the world in good supply of smelly tuna fish, especially since one of our members tends to slap everybody with fish, even herself.

We also need to breed fish for sashimi and sushi.

Note that we only breed the best, and our tuna fish happen to be the precious bluefin tuna!

Labels: Fish 101

{ 11:13 PM }

Other than being eaten, fish can also be used in another way; they can be used to slap people. The most popular fish for slapping is a smelly tuna fish, followed closely by fragrant sashimi. Here are instructions on how to slap a person with the fish properly.
1) Grip the fish firmly, near the tail part
2) Raise it in the air. If gripped properly, fish will not sag.
3) Apply a quick slashing motion at the lucky recipient of the slap. If a satisfying smack is heard, the slap was applied properly.
4) Drop the fish
5) Wash it.
6) Chop it.
7) Enjoy~
And there you have it, the simple 7-step guide to slapping someone. That will be all for today. Class dismissed!

Labels: Fish 101

Friday, February 6, 2009 { 11:54 PM }

Welcome to Fish 101! In this class we will learn about how important Fish is to all Ninjassassins, and some common uses of Fish.

First of all, you must know this maxim: Fish is Life. To help you remember this important phrase, you can use the useful acronym "FIL" to remember it.

Why is Fish Life? Clearly, it is because ALL Ninjassassins eat Fish. Why? I shall now prove this statement:

Ninjas eat sushi.
Assassins eat sashimi.
Therefore, Ninjassassins eat sushi and sashimi.
Since Sushi = Fish, and Sashimi = Fish,
Ninjassassins eat Fish!

Also, Ninjachus eat Electric Fish, and Pikassassins eat Electric Sashimi!
Also, according to the equation, Sushi = Sashimi!
That will conclude today's lesson. CLASS DISMISSED.

Labels: Fish 101

Monday, February 2, 2009 { 10:50 PM }

Welcome all potential ninjassassins to the Ninjassassinry Academy. Here we will teach you how to be a proper ninjassassin through intensive training and countless lessons. Without having graduated from this Academy, one cannot be considered a proper Ninjassassin. As we are the only academy to offer a diploma in Ninjassassinry, we will be your only choice should you choose to follow the path of the Ninjassassin. So what are you waiting for? Sign up today!

Trainees of the Ninjassassinry Academy doing arms training. Physical Training is done everyday at the Ninjassassinry Academy as physical fitness is compulsory for anyone wanting to be a ninja. Notice the bright ninjassassin aura that these highly trained cadets exude.