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Friday, February 6, 2009 { 11:54 PM }

Welcome to Fish 101! In this class we will learn about how important Fish is to all Ninjassassins, and some common uses of Fish.

First of all, you must know this maxim: Fish is Life. To help you remember this important phrase, you can use the useful acronym "FIL" to remember it.

Why is Fish Life? Clearly, it is because ALL Ninjassassins eat Fish. Why? I shall now prove this statement:

Ninjas eat sushi.
Assassins eat sashimi.
Therefore, Ninjassassins eat sushi and sashimi.
Since Sushi = Fish, and Sashimi = Fish,
Ninjassassins eat Fish!

Also, Ninjachus eat Electric Fish, and Pikassassins eat Electric Sashimi!
Also, according to the equation, Sushi = Sashimi!
That will conclude today's lesson. CLASS DISMISSED.

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