Other than being eaten, fish can also be used in another way; they can be used to slap people. The most popular fish for slapping is a smelly tuna fish, followed closely by fragrant sashimi. Here are instructions on how to slap a person with the fish properly. 1) Grip the fish firmly, near the tail part 2) Raise it in the air. If gripped properly, fish will not sag. 3) Apply a quick slashing motion at the lucky recipient of the slap. If a satisfying smack is heard, the slap was applied properly. 4) Drop the fish 5) Wash it. 6) Chop it. 7) Enjoy~ And there you have it, the simple 7-step guide to slapping someone. That will be all for today. Class dismissed!
